I just said, "who the hell is calling here at 9 o'clock at night?" and I died a little on the inside.

"It's five o'clock somewhere" I say as I leave work at 9am

Army guy: sniper in the clock tower, 6 o'clock Me [seeing the time on the clock tower says 5 o'clock]: we'll worry about him in an hour then

"It's 10 o'clock. Do you know where your son is?" "I'm at home, mom. You raised a loser."