After getting in the White House, D.Trump gets a letter.... ... from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it: 370HSSV 0773H All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren't able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter. One of the agents suggest Trump to ask for MI6's help…

The ""war"" on drugs. The phone rings at FBI headquarters. ""Hello? I'm calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"" ""Thank you very much for the call, sir."" The next day, FBI agents descend on the neighbor's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at the neighbors and leave. The phone rings at the neighbors house. Hey, Clifford, did the FBI come?"" ""Yep.…

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Working With The FBI The phone rings at FBI headquarters. ""Hello?"" ""Hello, is this the FBI?"" ""Yes. What do you want?"" ""I'm calling to report my neighbor Adrian Thibodeaux! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."" ""Thank you very much for the call, sir."" The next day, the FBI agents descend on Thibodeaux's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at Thibodeaux and leave. The phone rings …