Facebook is developing a phone. And MySpace is working on a telegram

While everyone is busy complaining about their tweets being stolen & put on Facebook, I've quietly become the funniest person on MySpace!

MySpace got old. Facebook got old. Now Twitter is getting old. What next? Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

Before Twitter there was Facebook, before Facebook there was MySpace and before that I had a life.