😄 Boss: Where were you on Friday? Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It ...

OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY BOSS: I don't know you. Do you work here? ME: *sips wine* No. HIM: So your wife does? ME: *sips his wine* Again no.

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Let's make a deal. You sing Christmas music in the office and I'll leave 5 minutes early to let the air out of your tires. Deal?

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Die Hard (1988) A shoeless New Yorker murders a bunch of people at his wife's office Christmas party.

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Someone hugged me at the office Christmas party and now they know my safe word.

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