OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY BOSS: I don't know you. Do you work here? ME: *sips wine* No. HIM: So your wife does? ME: *sips his wine* Again no.

Boss: Where were you on Friday? Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

Die Hard (1988) A shoeless New Yorker murders a bunch of people at his wife's office Christmas party.

Someone hugged me at the office Christmas party and now they know my safe word.