Mechanic said I blew a seal... Technically, it was a sea lion, but more importantly, how did he even know?#Animals#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Texting while driving: Bad. Wrestling a shark while driving: STILL LEGAL! WOOHOOO!!!#Animals#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"David you're late again!" "Sorry boss.." [cut to: me running on all fours through a forest chasing deer] "...traffic"#David#Animals#Work#Driving+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I just hit a duck with my car. Wasn't even in it. Incredible strength.#Animals#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
In a car crash a dog would rescue you. However a cat would pour liquor over your face and testify against you in court.#Animals#Driving#Lawyer#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp