The half-wit A man owned a small farm in Norfolk. The Department of wages claimed he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent a representative out to interview him. I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the rep. Well,' replied the farmer, there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him 200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her 150 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit. He …

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband... A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. ""What are you doing?"", she asked. ""Hunting Flies"" he responded. ""Oh, Killing any?"" she asked. ""Yup. 3 males. 2 females"" He responded. Intrigued, she asked. ""How can you tell?"" He responded, ""3 were on the beer can, and 2 were on the phone"" *Incredible*

She LOVES her husband Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party... As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!! Jack sits up and sees h…

Wise Golfer A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, ""If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"" ""No, I had to stop drinking years ago,"" the homeless man replied. ""Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?"" the man asked. ""Are you NUTS!"" replied the …