I wish behavior in football was acceptable in all jobs. Like if u clear a paper jam out of the printer you can stanky leg on your boss' desk

Me: Off to adult school recess! Boss: it's called lunch.. Me: *runs by dribbling basketball with two hands

Me: Be back after lunch! Boss: OK Me: *texts boss APRIL FOOLS LOL* *goes home, turns on baseball*

I got picked on in Highschool: I was cut from the football team & failed the cheerleading tryouts on the same day they fired me as principal