Me: Off to adult school recess! Boss: it's called lunch.. Me: *runs by dribbling basketball with two hands

Don't ask... So one fine day, a young boy is listening to the radio. He has very bad reception so the radio is sort of static, nevertheless, he catches something about a purple donut. His curiosity sparked, he meanders over to his mother and said, ""Momma, what's a purple donut?"" She then gets this wild look in her eye an grabs a bat and begins to vigorously beat the boy. She yells, ""Get your ass to school, when you get home your going to the cellar!"" So he walks to school. He has a bloody no…

A 4-year-old kid was at school and his teacher told him that his homework was to learn the first four letters of the alphabet At home his mum was on the phone when he asked her what's the first letter of the alphabet so she said ""Shut up."" His dad was watching a football match when the kid asked him about the second letter of the alphabet so he said ""YES YES YES!!!"" because his favorite team had just scored. His brother was playing Bat-Man when the kid asked him what's the third letter of th…

The basketball coach storms into the president office and demands a raise.. The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and there. ""Jesus Christ, man,"" protested President Kubritski, ""you already make more than the entire English department."" ""Yeah, maybe so, but you don't know what I have to put up with,"" the coach blustered. ""Look."" He went out into the hall and grabbed a jock who was jogging down the hallway. ""Run over to my off…