You could probably win the US election by promising to make the McRib a permanent McDonald's menu item.#Mcdonalds#Politics#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If bars can say no to drunk people why won't McDonalds say no to fat people?#Mcdonalds#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I flipped off a latino guy who cut me off in traffic and now I'm polling at 8% in the Republican primary.#Politics#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I run from my car all the way to the front door of McDonald's because fitness is a lifestyle#Mcdonalds#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp