The most unrealistic thing about The Walking Dead is that a couple who had a kid after 2000 would've named it Carl.

I appreciate the transparency Domino's pizza tracker provides, but updates like "Carl dropped your pizza" & "5 second rule" are a bit much.

*two turtles strapping themselves to a sleeping cheetah* Just you wait, Carl! This is gonna be awesome!

Come on guys, lemme back in the gang! I'm real good at crimes! "No" Why? "YOU GOT ARRESTED BY A POLICE HORSE CARL HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE"