The most unrealistic thing about The Walking Dead is that a couple who had a kid after 2000 would've named it Carl.

No Carl, I said "lick her" not wicker. Put the patio furniture away.

Bought the knockoff brand of Frosted Flakes. Their mascot is Carl the Cat. "They're purretty good!"

When I found out Carl was a beekeeper I stopped loaning him bees.