Just saw a black guy in Connecticut. Played it cool, though. Only got my picture taken with him twice.#Connecticut#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
It's actually easy to spell Connecticut if you think Apple are creating a brand new self-harming app. Connect-iCut.#Connecticut#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
In Connecticut it is illegal... To hang a man with a wooden leg. You have to use a rope just like everywhere else#Connecticut#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Here's the punchline to that riddle joke ... They leave a ring around Connecticut,#Connecticut#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
You think you have a bad job? I'm working at the Return Desk at Toy R' Us in Connecticut#Connecticut#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp