Just saw a black guy in Connecticut. Played it cool, though. Only got my picture taken with him twice.

It's actually easy to spell Connecticut if you think Apple are creating a brand new self-harming app. Connect-iCut.

In Connecticut it is illegal... To hang a man with a wooden leg. You have to use a rope just like everywhere else

Here's the punchline to that riddle joke ... They leave a ring around Connecticut,