I bet Adam and Eve loved being the first people cuz they didn't have to worry about ghosts

Why were Indians the first people in America? Because they had reservations.

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC? Adam and Eve

3 guys go to a cliff Three guys go to a cliff to see the view. When they get there a wise old magician sitting there. He then says ""since you are the first people that have found me in 20 years I will let you turn into something of your choice. But first you have to run and jump off the cliff. The first guy goes and jumps off and shouts ""I WANT TO BE AN EAGLE. He then flys away in his eagle body. The second guy goes and jumps off and shouts ""I WANT TO BE A PARROT"" he then flies away. Finally…