Bought a 2nd cell phone to leave on the coffee table as a decoy when I go tweet in the bathroom.#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Girl, your rhinestone encrusted flip phone tricked me into thinking you were a princess!" - No one ever#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
You can never really be alone... Except if you don't have a smart phone.#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"#Work#Technology#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[first date] HIM: Can I call you sometime? HER: [slowly slides napkin over phone] You can't... I lost my phone#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp