Wife: Why are you so out of breath? You drove here. Me: Yeah but I was listening to Slayer in the car.#Marriage#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*wakes up to wife and son screaming* me: What are you guys yelling about? them: YOU'RE DRIVING#Marriage#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
After they got married she even put his truck nuts in a jar.#Marriage#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Discovered that my wife can talk to me THROUGH THE SPEAKERS OF MY NEW CAR so I'm returning it.#Marriage#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp