As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"

Mom, dad... I'm gay. I didn't know either, someone on the internet told me

Jesus: one of you will betray me tonight *checks phone* Jesus: WHO IN DAD'S NAME UNFOLLOWED ME?!" *judas slyly slips phone back in robe*

Can't figure out if my dad is defusing a bomb or trying to answer his cell phone. It's tense! "The green one dad, not the Red one!"