In a neighbourhood there were two little brothers, Jim and Jake... Jim was 12, and Jake was 9, and they were two little devils. They ran around stealing stuff from the neighbours, and whenever something went missing on the neighbourhood, everyone knew it was their fault. One day, after they stole somethign yet again, their mother said: ""I'm done with you two!"", and decided to call the local priest for help. He suggested that she should send Jake to the church, and there he would turn into a mo…

I don't know which child you think I don't treat correctly... Jake, Thomas or the fat ugly one?

Jake wanted a brother Jake had been asking his father for a brother the whole morning. His dad got annoyed so he gave little Jake some seeds. ""Just put these by the window, it attracts the storks!"" A few months later the neigbors had a baby delivered. Little Jake went to the newfound father and said: ""Just so you know, that wasn't because of your seed, it was because of my dad's seed!""

The little boy A little boy named Jake went to school. The teacher asked Jake, are you new? Jake said, I will be new if I was just born. The teacher asked, how old are you? Jake said, I am 6, I am not new, are you blind?