"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to dye." Auric Goldfinger giving instructions at his Easter egg decorating party.

Hello, Mr. Bond. *shuffles UNO cards* I've been expecting you. *sinks into bean bag chair*

Mr.Bond caught pants down ""Ah, Mr Bond, I-"" *closes laptop lid and pulls up trousers* ""-wasn't expecting you.""

Feeling strange Mr. Bond? It's because I laced your Martini with a vaccine for Measles You now have Autism!