Women on twitter tell me my beard is hot Women in real life tell me where I can find food and shelter .#Twitter#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I come to Twitter for the recipe trading, but I stay for the overt racism!#Twitter#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If you are on a low-sodium diet avoid my twitter because I AM VERY SALTY TODAY.#Twitter#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Instagram before the foods goes in, Twitter when the food goes out.#Twitter#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[first date] Him: You're amazing! I'm having a great time! Me: I will fight you for the rest of this pizza.#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp