😄 in kindergarden i pooped my pants and got insanely mad when another kid asked me about it, and that'...

CNN: President Obama Saves The Life Of A Choking Child. FOX: Failed President Obama Tries To Take Jobs Away From Hard Working EMS Workers.

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Only 50 more days til we find out who's our next President! Last time I was nauseous 50 days straight, at least I got a baby out of it!

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My child: Mom, there's a monster under my bed. Me: "That's impossible, they're all running for president right now."

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Remember when we thought "Any kid can grow up to be President" was a good thing?

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