in kindergarden i pooped my pants and got insanely mad when another kid asked me about it, and that's also the president's PR strategy

CNN: President Obama Saves The Life Of A Choking Child. FOX: Failed President Obama Tries To Take Jobs Away From Hard Working EMS Workers.

My child: Mom, there's a monster under my bed. Me: "That's impossible, they're all running for president right now."

Remember when we thought "Any kid can grow up to be President" was a good thing?