Friendship: because I've said many dumb things & you acted like they were TED talks

Has Jack Johnson done a TED talk on chillaxing yet?

Ted: "Dad, why don't I have a middle name?" Dad: "Actually son, Ted is your middle name. Your first name is Adop"

Doctor: Ted, you're dying, Patient: My name's not Ted. Doctor (checking clipboard): Linda, you're pregnant.