No matter how often I scream METALLICA in the poolside DJ's face I don't think he's going to play them. Here come the police they'll help me

COP: We have reports of u blasting music. ME: Sorry I'll keep the Metallica down COP: We were told it was Britney Spears "Lucky." On repeat.

What's your favorite song?-Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

I illegally download music, but only Metallica. They seem to be pretty cool about it.