Sure I'll join your Cause on Facebook...Right after I jump out of an airplane without a parachute...

The airline managed to lose the in-laws luggage, but not the in-laws. *sigh*

"Shotgun!" I yell as I push past the others and climb into the seat. I am subsequently escorted from the airplane.

I just saw a can of ginger ale that wasn't on an airplane and it looked really uncomfortable.