Let's play the Rihanna drinking game! We'll drink a shot of vodka every time she says 'work'. [2 minutes later] *house is on fire*

Me: I heard Rihanna got food poisoning Brain: Stop M: It was B: No M: Salmonella ella ella ey ey B: This is why I can't do math in your head

#HowToGetABlackGirl Tell her she look like Rihanna even tho she look like whoopi goldberg in the color purple

Battleship is a completely unrealistic movie... Everyone knows that Rihanna doesn't fight back.