I was trying to get the bubbles out of my screen protector and I accidentally bought a horse on eBay.

There should be an eBay for evil people so they can purchase evil people stuff without having their motives questioned.

Rio just listed a slightly used Olympic stadium on eBay.

I bought a book on eBay called, 'How to scam on eBay'. That was two months ago, and it's not arrived yet.