Mailboxes were invented so you know how far away you can be in a robe before you look like a mental patient.#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
ME: my therapist told me to stop talking about people as if they weren't here THERAPIST: [rubbing temples] i know#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
THERAPIST: what's the problem? WIFE: he replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise#Marriage#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
PIG: "I'm paranoid everyone's trying to turn me into bacon" PSYCHIATRIST: "I'll cure you" PIG: "Oh God, not you too"#Animals#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Therapist has suggested yoga, for a calming, alternate state of consciousness. But its to much easier just to drink.#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp