I'm "the VCR was heavy enough to bludgeon a large farm animal" years old

A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something she hasn't done before, so she goes out to rent her first X-rated adult video. She goes to the video store, and after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating. She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen, so she calls the video store to complain. ""I just rented an adult movie f…

Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua? It always plays with the ""paws"" button on the VCR.

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V? His brother holding the VCR.