Dating someone based only on looks is so shallow. Consider other things, like, do they have a lot of money.

I just got off the phone with God. He's pretty bummed out. Poor guy has a huge crush on an atheist, but she doesn't even know he exists.

Bank robber: EVERYONE BE CALM AND NO ONE GETS HURT Guy from back of room: IM DATING UR EX WIFE BR: [sobbing] ok only one person gets hurt

I'm rich! But not in money, just in read receipts from my ex-boyfriend who never replies!