If you didn't wanna hear "Baby smell is biology preventing the mom from eating it," you shouldn't have invited me to the baby shower, Carol!

My kid needs me to help him with a report on any famous black scientist. Can we do Dr. Dre?

science defines a baby as "a small smooth poopy man, no taller than a lamp"

If you plant a block of ramen noodles in the ground and water it with cold ones every day, it will grow into a college kid. It's science.