The only reason an IKEA kitchen will last you 25 years is because it takes 23 years to put it together#Ikea#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Top 5 causes of loose stools: 5. Indian food 4. Lactose 3. Coffee 2. Mexican food 1. IKEA#Ikea#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[first date] Him: You're amazing! I'm having a great time! Me: I will fight you for the rest of this pizza.#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am.#Animals#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I think maybe the key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial.#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp