No Grandma, "sausage fest" is not a new special breakfast at IHOP

They opened the tomb and were all, "Where'd he go?" and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

There are starving kids in Africa. IHOP has a "Kids Eat Free" promotion. Just build an IHOP in Africa. Problem solved.

I was at Ihop the other day... and there was a one-legged girl named Eileen working there.