One Mississippi... two Mississippi... just kidding! One Mississippi is quite enough.

? Hey there Delilah, what's it like when u go grazing I know u said you're not a cow but girl this milk sure tastes amazing Did u just moo ?

? Hey there Delilah, can we handle this discreetly My stomach reacted badly after eating old zucchini ? and I just pooooed ?

A 13-pound baby was born in GERMANY?? C'mon Mississippi, this is why we keep you around