Twitter. Finally an app that makes people stop at yellow lights.#Twitter#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
It's not a real twitter addiction until you look up from your phone and you've missed your exit by 37 states.#Twitter#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Thanks to twitter the approval of family and friends has taken a backseat to the approval of strangers on the Internet.#Twitter#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Whenever I'm on twitter I always turn my phone upside down to try and collect spare change from your pockets.#Twitter#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Hey, let's get the guys that built the Obamacare website to update our app!" - Twitter#Twitter#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp