What's the etiquette on petting a baby that's been leashed to the bike rail outside Starbucks?#Starbucks#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A kid next to me at Starbucks says I smell like his dad. I'm like 'Well, your Dad's an alcoholic. Scram!'#Starbucks#Kids#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*whispers to old lady at Starbucks* one time they ran out of coffee here and we ate a baby#Starbucks#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog#Animals#Kids#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp