Person: It's not rocket science. Rocket science [wipes forehead and exhales] : Whew! Nearly got caught there.#Science#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
HER: I'm leaving you ME: But why? HER: There's just no chemistry between us anymore CHEMISTRY: Wow, I'm like right here#Science#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm no scientist but wouldn't fat bottomed girls, if anything, slow the rocking world down?#Science#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*throws a rock at a bird* Me [writing in "science" journal]: birds don't like rocks.#Animals#Science#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp