It's not called "Laura the Explorer" because if a little white girl gets lost in the woods, CNN shows up with the FBI.

Mcdonalds showing people doing yoga in their commercials is like George Bush having a library named after him.

George Bush punches an inflatable flailing arm tube man at a car dealership. It swings back and knocks him unconcious

what if family matters took place today.... urkel would make an app. laura would have a blog. eddie listens to podcasts. carl is on atkins