Even on my death bed my wife will be telling me how she had a worse day than me.#Marriage#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Don't move or she's dead" was the last thing the wife heard before the husband started tap dancing.#Marriage#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Wife: "If I die first, I want you to remarry." Me: "Wow. Do you really hate me that much?"#Marriage#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*sees cars lined up outside church* wife: Is that a funeral or a wedding? me: What's the difference?#Marriage#Religion#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Must be nice to get married and finally know who the number one suspect in your murder case will be#Marriage#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp