John: Hey Jude... Paul: Don't make it bad George: Take a sad song... Ringo: So weird how coffee is yummy hot or cold but gross in-between

Spanish people feed their horses hay, but the naughty ones get George.

*george washington shows up to the club to party* you got i.d.?' *george pulls out a quarter* you're in'"

Wait... "George Bush" ..... George Bush Geonge Elush Ginge Eleshn Ninge Elevhn NiNe EleVEN NINE ELEVEN ..... BUSH DID 9/11