i made the starbucks guy say large instead of venti I HAVE ALREADY CONQUERED WEDNESDAY WHAT NOW

Marc Anthony jeans at Kohl's come in three cuts - tuberculosis, heroin addict and skeletor.

Couldn't remember the girl's name from last night so I brought her to Starbucks.

Instead of going to Starbucks, I make my own coffee, yell my name out incorrectly, and then light a $5 bill on fire.