Went to WalMart today and still had all my kids when I got home. Next week, I'll try harder.

Just checked my Farmville for the first time in a year. It's now a Walmart.

To the woman with the screaming kids in Walmart: If you're wondering how the condoms got in your cart....You're welcome

Walking into WalMart with my kids, "Remember, kids - use your Target voices."