Having an Internet girlfriend is easier than having a real girlfriend because I don't have to suck my gut in.#Dating#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Yet again my date made me get out of his car before we'd even had dinner. Uber is the worst dating app ever.#Uber#Dating#Technology#Driving+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Girlfriend gone and no Internet. Just jerked off to Halo menu screen music.#Dating#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My girlfriend said I never do anything to help so I hid her phone. I'll prove her wrong when I find it.#Dating#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp