Come on guys, lemme back in the gang! I'm real good at crimes! "No" Why? "YOU GOT ARRESTED BY A POLICE HORSE CARL HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE"

Bought the knockoff brand of Frosted Flakes. Their mascot is Carl the Cat. "They're purretty good!"

"tell... my wife... i loved her..." carl dies. NOO! U LOVED HER WHAT?! *shakes body* U LOVED HER... TITYS? HER CAT? *slaps face* PLS WAKE UP

Two men go hunting... Carl and Miles are strolling through thick woods on the way to their cabin, when they come up on a strange, deep hole in the ground. ""That's weird, you see that?"", says Carl. ""Yea, I wonder how deep it is..."" Miles replies. Carl grabs a small rock and tosses it down the hole. Seconds go by, and no sound is heard. Miles looks at Carl... ""Something heavier"". Both of the men spot an old anchor sitting on the ground a few yards away. Miles grabs it first. ""Jesus this is …