One of my fantasies is meeting Bono from U2 and saying "I'm a huge fan, Bobo."

I have friends who do charity work for U2. They're pro Bono.

[bono dressed as magician] "think of a song any song" purple haze "right n- no, a U2 song" oh ok um.. elevation? "ok now.. check your phone"

Bono is gonna be really pissed off when he finds out he's not Jesus.