😄 At church they said the number of the beast is 666, but I stood up and said that's not my wifes phon...

At church they said the number of the beast is 666, but I stood up and said that's not my wifes phone number at all. She's zero fun today

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I wonder if they have WiFi in Hell...

did you know that the bible doesn't actually contain any references to hell? or heaven? or christ?? it just a bunch of names & phone numbers

*getting married Priest: will you love & honor her? Me: I will Her: [whispers to priest] Priest: and leave your phone unlocked? Me: I'm out

The Bible is Christianity's Terms of Service. Nobody actually reads it, but as long as u agree to everything in it, u can use the Heaven app