😄 did you know that the bible doesn't actually contain any references to hell? or heaven? or christ?? ...

did you know that the bible doesn't actually contain any references to hell? or heaven? or christ?? it just a bunch of names & phone numbers

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I wonder if they have WiFi in Hell...

*getting married Priest: will you love & honor her? Me: I will Her: [whispers to priest] Priest: and leave your phone unlocked? Me: I'm out

The Bible is Christianity's Terms of Service. Nobody actually reads it, but as long as u agree to everything in it, u can use the Heaven app

The Devil has his own Bible. He's releasing it slowly in internet comment threads all across the web.