I'm at my most James Bond when I charge past the guards*, use my atomic laser**, and open the safe*** * 3 cats ** can opener *** catfood can

Name's Bond. James Bond. *Drinks martini* Jame's Bond. Names Bond. *drinks another martini* Bame's Jond. *Drinks 1 more* THIS IS MY SONG WOO

They can only rescue about one miner per hour, while all the others wait? Who put the DMV in charge of this?

I like to ask strangers in line at the DMV to guess my weight just so I can see what I can get away with putting on my license.