settle down twitter crush. i didn't ask your last name to google you. i wanted to see how it sounded with the names i've picked for our kids

My Mom asked me to help her sign up to Twitter so I did and she's really enjoying Google Plus.

Facebook asks what I'm thinking. Twitter asks what I'm doing. Google asks where I am. The internet has turned into my girlfriend.

Google+ is starting to sound like a half-way house for people that aren't phony enough for Facebook but aren't edgy enough for Twitter.